REALLY SCARY THINGS
math exams
public speaking
how fucking big the universe is and the possibility of multiverses
hearing creepy shit in the dark
cute girls
BEARS

aight aight so listen so when I go to school i figure okay that’s like a gathering of peoples my age and some of them will be cute okie so I wanna look nice so I do my hair and make up and pick out a nice outfit and this usually takes about an hour. 

And 99% of the time I go to class and go home without talking to anyone.

BUT I run to CVS at 11 at night looking like a complete bum because I just want my goddamn vitamin water of course super cute tall dark and handsome hipster boy asks if I’m in line and lets me go. And of course, flashes a reeeally nice smile at me and is adorable as fuck. And I have a crack-addict bun and I’m kinda not even wearing underwear. 

*le sign*